Timmy's Three Good Tricks!

Three good twicks

Tim was watching as Clare and I made up the bed...Clare complained how all the sheets had been pulled out. I said it must have been my girlfriend who had done it. Clare piped back quickly, "No I didn't!"

"I tink he meant his udder girlfwiend Mummy!" says sparkle eyes. (He knew it was a good joke!) His Mum laughed at him and I joked and asked if he was trying to get me into trouble?!!

‘Oh dat just me twicking you. Dat my Twick...I got three twicks.'

"What are your other tricks?"

...."I'm not telling."

Clare and I grabbed him and tickled him on the bed..."hee hee...I can't tell you...they have passwords...hehehehe"

‘What are the passwords Tim.'

Tickle tickle hehehehe ... "Guess"

Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle...hehehehehe."It a number...it a number!"

"What number?" Tickle Tickle Tickle..hehehehehehe "It 30! It thirrrrrty!!"

"Ok...password 30...what's the trick?"

Tim jumps off the bed and lays down on the floor. "I show you." ...

‘You see...when I way (lay) down in the muuud....see? and den you twy to help me out...I (demonstrates) pull you into the mud too!' HAHAHAHAHA dat a funny twick"

"What's the other trick Tim?"

....'can't tell you.'

Sigh..."password thirty...what is your other trick?"

"The second password isn't a number." (more mischievous grinning)

Back on the bed....tickle tickle tickle..hehehehehe ‘it a book...it a book.'

"What book?" tickle tickle tickle....hehehehe ‘a book from schooooool!' tickle tickle hehehehehe "It da Hungry Giant!"

"Password...Hungry Giant.... What's the trick Tim?"

Then it gets interesting...with pantomimes and arms waving and partial sentences...the best I can say is that the punch line of the trick involves a man turning a woman into a duck. (Don't ask...'cause I was there and still have no idea) But the punch line evidently was pretty hilarious to Tim because when he finished telling us the ‘trick' he doubled over laughing and slapping his leg at the sheer clever genius of his last ‘twick'.

Clare and I laughed at his laughing...and then tickled him some more for good measure.

That was our twick.